The NBA regular season for 2025-26 is just around the corner! YAY HOOPS! That’s right, we’re getting opening night for the league on Oct. 21, and if you’re like me, that means it’s fantasy basketball draft season.
That means you’re looking around for fantasy basketball sleepers, but it also means it’s time to start coming up with the perfect team name for your fantasy squad.
That’s where we come in. As we’ve done with other sports like fantasy football, we’re rounding up the best, punny team names (that we could print), our annual collection of gems from around the internet, with credit to the sites and tweets that came up with them.
Here they are, in no particular order:
Walker Kessler Ranger
For those of you who love Chuck Norris, too.
The Wizard of Naz
Kind of obvious but perfect for Naz Reid
Rock ‘Em Siakam Robots
Wish I had thought of this one myself.
Knueppel Of My Eye
There are going to be a lot of Kon Knueppel team names this year.
Pro Kon Debate
See? I made this one up myself.
ChetGPT
For AI fans out there.
Chet Happens
A good one in case your team turns out to be bad.
Blood, Sweat and Fears
Panic! At The Free Throw
That’s so good.
All My Exums Live in Texas
Also brilliant.
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